The company: twenty eight passes issued for the season

Four lines: her name, her age, her height and the figure her evening opens at, £250 whichever name you stop on. Step past the badge and the whole pass opens behind it, how she likes an evening to run, the rail from one hour to a night, the platforms nearest her door and a message with her name already typed. The Verified mark is not decoration; the photo policy sets out what was checked and when.

Reading twenty eight passes at once is a chore, so start from the evening. A table before curtain up wants somebody who will watch the thing and have an opinion at the interval; a late supper after a long day wants a slower tempo. Name the evening and the desk will put two or three passes forward.

Note the name, then write once with the date, the starting hour, how many hours you would like and where she should come. The full rail is on the rates page, and wording to copy sits on the booking page.