Ten engagements, one rail, one stage door
An evening booked here goes onto the sheet as one of ten engagements. The engagement settles how many hours she stays, how much notice it wants, and how much is arranged before she leaves home. It settles nothing whatever about the figure. Four hours at a table on Maiden Lane and four hours in a suite above the river read as the same £900 on the rail, and an hour is £250 at every address the circuit reaches. What the figure buys is her time and her company through it, on all ten of these pages.
Most first messages ask for a room call or a table before the curtain, and in this postcode those two tend to happen within five minutes of each other: a room on Bow Street, a held table on King Street, a flat above the shops on Long Acre. The longer arrangements, a night that runs to breakfast, a journey out of town or a run of several nights, want more notice and a longer first conversation.
Evenings we are asked for
What is printed on each engagement
Each page states three things: how long that sort of evening usually runs, how far ahead to write, and which women tend to suit it. Read those names as a starting point rather than a shortlist. Anybody in the company can be asked for any of the ten, and the reply tells you honestly whether her week has room in it. Where an evening falls between two engagements, a supper that drifts into a late night out at around eleven, book the longer one, and the desk explains how the hours get counted before anything is agreed.
Notice, by kind of night
Room calls, dinners, late nights, couples evenings and two companion bookings all sit in the ordinary band: an hour or two of warning is usually plenty, once a name, an hour and a price have been agreed in writing. Nights through to morning, press nights and client dinners, travel and extended runs want a day or more, because tables, trains and dress codes get settled around them. The figure itself goes to her directly, and nothing about it passes through this site.
The ground these ten cover
Any of them can begin at an address anywhere on the circuit, from Waterloo across the bridge up to Euston and the northern platforms, and every figure already carries the travelling inside Zones 1 and 2. Past that line the cab is counted both ways and totalled in the first reply rather than added at the end. Airport evenings take three hours as a minimum, the journey counted within them. Somebody reads messages at every hour, an answer lands in a quarter of an hour or less, and the whole sequence from first line to confirmed call is laid out on the booking page.
Call the stage door
One message names the evening you want and the desk answers inside a quarter of an hour, at any point on the clock. Tell us the day, the hour, how long you would like and where she should come, and the rest is written down for you.
Running order
- Half hour
- Beginners
- YouCurtain up
- Interval
- Final bow